Opinion

Last night I was driving home from school. Some punk kid in this little car comes up behind me and tailgates me for about a mile. Feeling aggravated, I decided not to bow to his wishes and speed up, but instead continued at my leisurely pace. He was so close that I could barely see his headlights in my rear view mirror and I said to myself, "This guy belongs in Rice-Boy Central!" At the first opportunity he sped around me like the idiot on wheels he was. At this point I saw his car in full view and was disgraced to see that it was a (late 90's) Camaro.

In the midst of all the political irritations, I have decided that I should should be President because both candidates rank anywhere from 'annoyance' to 'RRR!!!' (throwing the monitor across the room).

So without further ado, this is my plan:

Build a Stronger Australia

Forget America; Australia needs more financial support to ensure that more quality products, such as the Holden Monaro, are exported, re-badged, and sold under a familiar GM name in the States. (The New GTO)

At the risk of being politically incorrect... (I don't care)

With the Presidential elections coming up and all the junk on C-SPAN that I can't seem to stop watching, I've concluded that trying to care is just too hard.

"Well, Dude 1 is good at such-and-such, but Dude 2 sure does know how to make that one-thingy-jigger sound promising, but I can't stand his voice. Then there's Dude 3 -- why does he even bother to display his face?"

This election season tempers are flying. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and everyone elses' is wrong, naturally. So, since things obviously aren't getting any better, this is what we should do! Yes, I broke about 4 rules they taught you in writing class there.

I'm in a particularly bad mood when it comes to the subject of that sniffling snot-nose we all adoringly call George Lucas. Once upon a time, about 20 years ago, that man had it all together. He made a series of movies... what were they called... oh yeah, Star Wars. Then he did something seemingly great - he was going to make Episodes 1-3, but we all know that. And we all know that they've been mediocre, and undeniably excessive on the visual effects.