Absolute Truth

We've all heard it argued, by some mindless fools, that there is "no such thing as absolute truth."

This this I respond, "This is absolute B.S." What if I shoot your kid in the face? May I simply respond that it is "right for me?" Of course not! By not acknowledging that there are indeed absolute truths, such as murdering is wrong, don't we nullify all law??

Of course there is the flip side of the coin -- we have made law what is simply man's putridly shallow thoughts. Does the term "certain inalienable rights" ring any bells? Who said they were inalienable? You? Oh, and that other guy over there? I see...

I'll stop now, before the men in the white jackets come and take me to the padded room for not supporting democrary to its full and utmost glory.